What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?